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Cable Companies Claim iPads Are TVs

Brace yourselves, because you might start rooting for the cable companies on this one, and I know how shocking that could be for some of you. In a series of statements, different cable providers are...

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Netflix Now Has More Subscribers Than Any Cable Company

Yesterday’s first-quarter earnings report from Netflix showed strong growth and revenue: The video rental-by-mail and (increasingly) streaming video company’s subscriber base is 70% larger than it was...

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Comcast Purposefully Gets Unhappy Customer Fired, Reaches Peak Sh*tbaggery -...

Beware, Comcast customers who are upset with customer service—which I understand to be all Comcast customers—next time you ask to speak to a service rep’s supervisor, they may also want to speak with...

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CES Study Shows Millennials Prefer Netflix and Streaming TV, Surprising No...

A study presented at the Consumer Electronics Show demonstrated that millennials value Netflix subscriptions more than cable or broadcast TV, which you can probably corroborate with the fact that...

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BREAKING: President Obama Reveals Plan to Get U.S. Cities Faster, Affordable...

The White House has just posted a video from President Barack Obama in advance of his State of the Union address in which he says he’s going to get to work on getting everyone better internet. If...

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Verizon Fios Soon to Offer “Custom” Channel Packages to Lure You Back to...

Hey, do you remember how you used to have to pay a Cable provider a bunch of money to watch approximately 5% of the channels that paid for? Or maybe you still do, because there’s a show or two you...

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Rumor: Hulu Could Be Nixing Next-Day Streaming - How would I engage with the...

A new report from The Wall Street Journal indicates that cord-cutters who rely on Hulu to catch up on shows in a timely manner could soon be shit out of luck. According to the report, Time Warner is...

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